every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash
And every man
Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.
ROBERT BURROWES PHOTOGRAPHY
today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”
to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older
they were going to get fakes to buy fish
Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it
I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.
fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
- do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
- go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
- if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
- look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
- the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
- works every time
My dad used to do something similar. Whenever I’d hurt myself he’d make me come walk to him. That was how he knew if something was wrong, if I absolutely could not come walk to him (and I mean it wasn’t like “YOU HAVE TWO BROKEN LEGS AND A CONCUSSION NOW WALK TO ME CHILD!” it was me falling down and scraping my knee and him saying “come here, [Desh], so I can look at it”) he knew something was seriously hurt.
And then to further test how bad the injury was he’d make jokes about “well you’re knee’s hurt so should we cut off you arm? Your knee won’t hurt any more because you’ll be focusing on your arm.” If I laughed he knew I’d be fine and if I didn’t laugh he’d administer the pobrecita’s and back pats.
how to make friends
What happens when you combine a macho Russian security guard and a whole lot of Barbie dolls? Russian artist Uldus Bakhtiozina creates portraits that challenge common stereotypes about gender and culture—all with a playful dose of irony. Her aesthetic is inspired by Victorian Era paintings, each featuring a clever modern update and a message about societal norms. These two portraits specifically explore the internal struggle of her subjects to balance their masculine and feminine sides.
Imagine your OTP having a long-awaited reunion after not seeing each other for several years.
Eliza Bennett - A woman’s work is never done, 2011
Using my own hand as a base material, I considered it a canvas upon which I stitched into the top layer of skin using thread to create the appearance of an incredibly work worn hand. By using the technique of embroidery, traditionally employed to represent femininity and applying it to the expression of it’s opposite, I hope to challenge the pre-conceived notion that ‘women’s work’ is light and easy. Aiming to represent the effects of hard work arising from employment in low paid ancillary jobs such as cleaning, caring, and catering, all traditionally considered to be ‘women’s work’.
Due to popular demand the 100 Cats show will run for an extra day opening 12-6pm today! If you’re in London get yourself to the A-side B-side Gallery in Hackney asap!
The ‘100 Cats’ exhibition is UP and open for THIS WEEKEND ONLY at A-side B-side Gallery, Hackney. Featuring 36 illustrators and 100 pieces of cat themed artwork. Catch it while you can!