fearsomeinnovation:

starlightexcellent:

My roommates and I carved pumpkins.

I made this one.

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Here it is with a candle.

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Happy Halloween.

GOD







sunandreign:

livershit:

those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck

So long, space cowboys







walrus-in-the-tardis:

mariealbertine:

The time our entire design class dressed up for Halloween as the design teacher (who notoriously almost only wore grey sweaters and always had a cafeteria coffee in hand).

I remember him walking down a super long empty hall and we all just turned the corner at the other end and started running towards him and he ran away yelling “FUcK YOU GUYS” and in retrospect I almost can’t believe he didn’t suffer a heart attack.

Pretty sure we won a pizza party for best costume that year.

IVE SEEN THIS ABOUT TEN TIMES AND IM JUST NOW NOTICING THAT THE ACTUAL TEACHER IS IN THE PICTURE TOO 







constellationsammy:

negativecos:

more fanfictions about muggle-borns sneaking in pencils and calculators, and trading them illicitly, little black-market eraser dealers and “yo I got some graph paper if you wanna fuckin pass astronomy this year” 

can they be nicknamed smuggle-borns or







thegestianpoet:

wolvesandwind:

Want more like this?

Wolves & Wind

Autumn • Wolves • Beauty • Nature

this cat looks like laurence fishburne







fiftythreecrimes:

cubebreaker:

Thanks to the recent addition of their own 21x41ft pool, dogs at Lucky Puppy in Maybee, Michigan got to have their very own doggy pool party.

when I die this better be what heaven looks like tbh







Title: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Artist: I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
Played: 32275 times

everyonelovesrobots:

microcroft:

iguah-daily:

I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

f UCK PLEASE NOT AGAIN

NOT THIS AGAIN

I HAVE SURVIVED LIKE 2 YEARS WITHOUT THIS DEEP HAMBURGER LEVEL SHIT

Oh god. It’s finally back.








alt-j:

Koi Fish

look I finally got a quality scan of this done

it’s acrylic on foam board






scumbabe:

goatbagxvx:

YOU’RE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUTT LOOK AT YOUR FEETS

Stop oh my god noooooo my heart







deaded:

based on my audible reaction to this photo, my dad thought it was a picture of a cat







willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine







alltimechemicalkilljoy:

the-tv-light:

lookatthewords:

goatsy:

Reblog if your cramps have ever

  • made you vomit
  • lasted between 2-3 days
  • stopped you from being able to walk or run
  • made you cry

It’s not considered a viable excuse on any occasion, and I would like to know why.

add

  • woken you up at night the pain was so bad

also

  • made you pass out

don’t forget

  • made you unable to stand up without doubling over and grabbing onto the closest object for support
#also shaking    






davidesky2:

Hoàng Tiến Quyết, via Surface to Structure.







jasoniaistheway:

I told my little cousin that her beautiful hair has magical powers… So she bought me back some acorns as a gift lol I love you Aubrey🌻

P. S. Black Girls DO matter.

Lol y’all I got these pine cones mixed up with acorns… My bad lol






rydek:

R.I.P. MSN, the only messenger that allowed me to send a giant unavoidable popup of a pig shaking his ass to funky techno music to my conversational partner if they were ignoring me